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Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both. John Andrew Holmes |
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993) |
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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. Oscar Levant |
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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965) |
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The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. Joe Ancis |
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The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. Voltaire |
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Virtue is its own punishment. Aneurin Bevan |
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2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2. Grabel's Law |
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A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors. William Ralph Inge |
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Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad. George Bernard Shaw |
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The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it. Laurence J. Peter |
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Yes, I have been very lucky. But, when you have a single dream it is more than likely to come true---because you keep working toward it without getting mixed up." Marilyn Monroe |
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It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it. Upton Sinclair |
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Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision? Marilyn Monroe |
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I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. Marilyn Monroe (1926 - 1962) |
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Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else? James Thurber |
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Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. Marilyn Monroe (1926 - 1962) |
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wrigh |
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The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated. Oscar Wilde, "The Remarkable Rocket" |
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What's another word for Thesaurus? Steven Wright |
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