Mr Ideahamster's Favorite Quotes

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61 Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both. John Andrew Holmes
62 Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
63 The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.  Oscar Levant
64 Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.  Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)
65 The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.  Joe Ancis
66 The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. Voltaire
67 Virtue is its own punishment. Aneurin Bevan
68 2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2. Grabel's Law
69 A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.  William Ralph Inge

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Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.  George Bernard Shaw
71 The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it. Laurence J. Peter
72 Yes, I have been very lucky. But, when you have a single dream it is more than likely to come true---because you keep working toward it without getting mixed up." Marilyn Monroe
73 It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it.  Upton Sinclair
74 Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision? Marilyn Monroe
75 I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. Marilyn Monroe (1926 - 1962)
76 Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else? James Thurber
77 Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.  Marilyn Monroe (1926 - 1962)
78 There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wrigh
79 The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.  Oscar Wilde, "The Remarkable Rocket"
80 What's another word for Thesaurus? Steven Wright
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